I own a big <a href="stupid_sword.html">sword</a>. Huhuhuhuh.<p>

I wore a stupid <a href="stupid_costume.html">costume</a>.<p>

I <a href="introspection.html">know</a> why cats sleep on the hoods of cars.<p>

I once <a href="grocery.html">drove</a> 150 miles to buy groceries.<p>

I have problems <a href="stupid_club.html">meeting</a> people.<p>

I once reproduced a <a href="lastory.html">movie</a> by accident.<p>